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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Software engineer and his wife




Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.


Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.


Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.


Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.


Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.


Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.


Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.


Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn
off your computer

Friday, August 8, 2008

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Friday, July 18, 2008

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi rah ko chuno, piche walo ko age na jaane do aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge....
Ha ha ha ha

Suraj Hua Madham

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya ye! hi! ! ! pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! ....BHAAG !

Teri yaad

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,
Kiyun na aey teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...

Ladki ka baap

Dil ka dard dil todne waley kya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya jaaney.

Nima Rose

Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi

MANIKCHAND

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

Gandhiji & Mallika

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

Bhaag Dhanno bhag

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain.

KUTTON SE SAVDHAN


Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

sister

Every Girl is smart,

Intelligent,

Sweet,

Talented,

Excellent,

Romantic...

In Short form,
they all are your SISTER
So respect them...

Veeru or Basanti

Veeru or Basanti
Veeru: Basanti in kutton k aagay mat nachna,
Sardar sitting with his dog in the theator said:
"Nachegi kese nahi KUTTAY ka bhi ticket liya hai."

GOLA GANDA

GOLA GANDA
A smile gives red colour to your checks,
white colour to you teeth,
pink colour to your nose,
silver colour to your eyes,
So keep smiling and become a GOLA GANDA.
Kutta Beemar hai
Teacher in Class: Dehli min "Kutub Meenar" hai.
A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks: What did I just say?

Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Katrina Kaif
Dear Bhai Jaan!
30 July ko hamara Valima hai,
Zaroor aana, mere mobile main balance nahi tha is liye UN k mobile se SMS kar rahi hon.

Aapki Behen!
Katrina Kaif

Ek Larka aur Larki

Ek Larka aur Larki
Ek larka raat main akela,
or 2 Larkiyan uske peeche,
kya hua hoga?


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Jannnay k liye dekhiye CID,
Friday Raat 10 bajay sirf Sony Television per.
Golden Words
-Golden Words-

Kaam ko kabhi kal par na Taalo,

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Wo parson bhi ho sakta hai.